There are actually no Robins. Batman went crazy and just made them up in his head and that is why nothing makes sense anymore.
Lobdell, this is the only direction I can see you going.
I mean, really. How else can you clear up this mess?
Is it weird that I’d actually read…
Oh, I like your expansion on it! It could make a good fanfic. Might try writing it sometime, but I wouldn’t even know what point of view to use.
asdlkja It would make a good fic come to think of it, you should give it try. Maybe a floating POV? Like, what Batman sees as truth and then what Alfred knows to be true. Or something. It sounds weird typed out like that though…
I think I get what you’re saying! I’ll definitely try writing it but asdkfj I’m going to make myself sad while doing it because ahhBrucewillbeallaloneandnooneisreal! *sobbing*
This means that he imagined Jason’s horrible death… WTF BROOSE? First your parents, then Jason, what are you cra— oh. No but yeah I want to read it if you write it because sdfja
- Unbelievable, but these are no photos, these are super realistic looking oil paintings by the American artist Doug Bloodworth
OW OW OWWWWW IT HURTS
So my brother and I thought it’d be a good idea to watch when JJ leaves on Criminal Minds at 2am.
- Plan a Fourth of July barbecue for the family and close friends (the Kents, Ms. Gordon, etc.)
- Convince Master Timothy to enjoy the pleasant weather outdoors
- Convince Master Bruce to at least surface from the cave into the higher levels of the manor during the daytime once in awhile; window-filtered sunlight is better than none at all
- Take Leslie on a stroll through the gardens on the estate. I can’t wait to see her eyes light up when she sees my delightful English roses this year.
- Pursue justice
- Incapacitate criminals who violate justice
- Train my body and mind to peak capability of serving justice
- Am I supposed to be listing something other than my standard schedule?
- Rent a beach house in Florida with the former Titans
- Teach Damian to play Marco Polo
- If I can get Bruce to run through the lawn sprinklers with me just once I’ll never ask for anything again
- But he has to be wearing the Superman speedo I gave him for his birthday, that’s essential
- Goddammit if I don’t get some watermelon and a box of those sparkly wand fireworks someone’s going to fucking bleed
- Read The Art of War
- Calculate the probable success rate of my contingency plan for if Bruce were to go rogue and required capture
- Develop a means of hiding said plan from him
- Concede to play outside on a regular basis to throw Bruce and Alfred off the trail
- What do you mean summer plans
- Is there something about this season that warrants excessive frivolity?
- No, Grayson, I will not keep my eyes closed while trying to locate you in the pool, that’s highly impractical unless my vision were impaired
Oh shit I just thought about what it would be like if Cass got her period for the first time and LITERALLY NOBODY KNEW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
Babs and Steph were busy so it was Cass and all the Robins and Broose and it’d be like horrible because she would skulk around being like I. am. dying. must. get. affairs. in. order.
and she’d go find everyone and hug them individually and scrawl out who gets what onto a greeting card and like Bruce would find her separating her Spongebob pajamas because Damian could fit into the shirt and Steph could fit into the pants and he’d be like what’s going on and she’d just look at him sadly and he’d see the stains and he’d be like NOOOOOOPE
And Dick and Jason would kind of awkwardly try to explain to her because they were the only adults in the mansion, dammit (Alfred and Leslie are quite mysteriously disappeared with one of the Bentleys) and Tim’s like audible keyboard smashing and Damian still thinks Cass is legit dying and he tries to comfort her and doesn’t seem to understand why Todd’s face is going red and he’s making odd grunting noises that might have been laughter but this was no laughing matter
and eventually Bruce calls Selena and she takes care of that shit and poor Cass oh my god.
oh my god! I need to stop watching this videos..
this is too damn perfect
I HAVE TO STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
I spent the whole time watching this video with that creepy korra turned on face that katrina uses a lot…
Crying because Zuko and Pussycat Dolls
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