I’ve introduced my brother to Firefly
he thinks it’s amazing

Quality bro time + books + Peppers = great day
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I just made my brother the happiest person in the entire world because I asked if I could borrow “the perks of being a wallflower”
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Dakota:
"ROB LIEFELD QUIT DC BECAUSE DC IS FUCKING UP THINGS TOO BAD.
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ROB FUCKING LIEFELD THINKS DC NEEDS TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER.
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THAT IS HOW YOU KNOW YOU HAVE FAILED." - montypla
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Dakota:
OMFG WHAT
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robinsexual:
............................................................................................
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robinsexual:
IF EVEN ROB LIEFELD SAYS
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"HEY. YOU'VE FUCKED UP"
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IT'S TIME TO TAKE A FUCKING STEP BACK AND LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
attackwalrus replied to your post: attackwalrus replied to your post: rain, rain stay…
NO NO I CAN’T BECAUSE WHAT IF DUDE WHAT IF
NO THAT IS CRAZY TALK. YOU’RE TALKING LIKE A CRAZY PERSON D8
attackwalrus replied to your post: rain, rain stay awhile your pitter-patter makes…
No no nO WHY DOES IT MAKE YOU SMILE NOW WE CAN’T HAVE STEAK ;A;
AS FAR AS I KNOW WE’RE STILL HAVING STEAK AND I SMILE BECAUSE I LOVE THE FUCKING RAIN CAN’T YOU TELL I’M MORE RELAXED >:| WELL? CAN’T YOU??
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bro:
do you ever ask yourself "did i shower today?"
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me:
no... but sometimes i ask "when's the last time i showered?"
So my brother and I thought it’d be a good idea to watch when JJ leaves on Criminal Minds at 2am.

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me:
brotherhood and fma are kinda the same, except fma veers off and hits trees
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me:
...and cars
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me:
...and little old ladies
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me:
...and dogs
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me:
...and gophers
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bro:
ok, you lost me back at trees now you're just naming random shit
So like… I made A LOT of fucking pancakes
because I thought my brother would get up and eat some of them.
well guess who decided fuck that shit? D8
I took it upon myself to finish off all the extra eggs because… i couldnt have those going to waste i fucking love eggs ok? don’t judge me
attackwalrus replied to your post: oh mah lawd
dAMN YOU FATHER

oh mah lawd
I was just in the kitchen with my brother making coffee and I heard a familiar sound… so i peaked around the corner at the tv in the living room and like lesbian porn was playing loudly and proudly while my step dad was asleep on the couch
We almost laughed out fucking loud omg it was awesome

i am 2 years old
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bro:
watch this video
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me:
/rolls over and hugs pillow/ no.
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bro:
>:( get up and watch this video
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me:
NO
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bro:
Jen-
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me:
No.
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bro:
ok it's time to be a big girl and-
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me:
>:( NO
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bro:
GET UP RIGHT NOW AND WATCH THESE DANCING GORILLAS
ridiculous skype conversations
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robinsexual:
Jason's are mostly bread and very fattening.
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Dakota:
JASON BREAD: GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU GAIN 10 POUNDS
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robinsexual:
Roy's are made from heroine
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Dakota:
MAKE THOSE THIGHS LOOK NICE THIS SUMMER
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Dakota:
ROY'S: TAKE OFF THE WEIGHT JASON MADE YOU GAIN!
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robinsexual:
YES GOOD
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robinsexual:
they work well as a balanced... meal