“Understanding others, the other elements, and the other nations, will help you become whole.”
for people who want me to tag the 1000 posts i make sat morning.
I don’t get why tagging is so hard? I try to always tag. But yeah this is the reason I stay off tumblr until I’ve watched any new episodes of ANYTHING.
Headcanon; Korra’s got some serious water tribe tattoos she’s hiding underneath her shirt.
Maybe she should take it off for Asami to see.
I could see Korra having tattoos, then when Mako sees them for the first time he’s like “OH MY GOD KORRA? DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS TATOOS ARE? YOU COULD GET A DISEASE” Mako being Mama Mako.
Only reblogging because I roleplay one sexy mofo.
CHECK 1 CHECK 1-2 CHECK 3. YOU READY FOR SOME AMON SHIT?
SCREECHIN THAT DAMON THOMPSON-LIKE ANTI SHIT.
FIRST OFF I’MA SAY; IF YOU’RE A BENDER I’LL BE YOUR ENDER
MURDER BE MY GAME AND THE AVATAR I’LL MAIM
CAUSE I’M LOWER CLASS BUT RISING FAST GONNA MAKE IT LAST.
MY VOICE BE HITTING THE MIC WITH A REBELS RASP THROUGH MY MASK
PUTTING YOUR OFFICIALS IN FEAR CAUSE THEY KNOW CHANGE IS NEAR.
WALKING INTO YOUR GOVERNMENT TAKING OVER CAUSE IT’S CROOKED
YOU ABUSED YOUR POWER AND POSITION SO I CAME IN AND TOOK IT.
TRYIN TO RAISE UP THE PLEBEIAN TO RISE, REVOLT WITH A COLT, REBEL,
FUCK THE SYSTEM, SEND THE POWERED TO THEIR GRAVE IN HELL.
TEACH THE REST HOW THEY SHOULD BEHAVE
GONNA ROLL THROUGH THIS CITY LIKE A TIDAL WAVE.
AND YOU MAY BE WATER TRIBE, BUT WE’LL SEE THAT YOU’RE “OUT”.
*drops mic descends back into stage*
OUICK! SOMEONE MAKE A KORRA RAP RESPONSE! I WANT TO SEE THIS RAP BATTLE! IT SHOULD BE A THING! D8
oky I’ll do my best!!!
LOOK MOTHERFUCKER I’M THE AVATAR
I’VE GOT MORE RHYMES THAN I’VE GOT BATTLESCARS
WHAT YOU WANNA PLAY? COME BRING IT PUNK
I’LL FLAY YOU ALIVE, BEND YOUR BLOOD, AND LEAVE YOUR BODY IN MY TRUNK
SHIT! AMON, YOU LOOK SCARED, WHAT, CAN’T STAND STEADY?
TAKE OFF THE MASK BITCH AND COME FIGHT ME ALREADY
MY NAME IS KORRA FROM THE WATER TRIBE
I’VE BEEN BENDING FIRE, EARTH AND WATER SINCE I WAS FUCKING FIVE
EVERYONE SAYS I WAS BORN LUCKY AND BITCH YOU’RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE
oh my LSKDHGSKGH
TIME TO SHUT DOWN THIS ACT BEFORE YOU UP THE ANTE
I’M NOT TAKING ANY SHIT FROM REBELS OR A VIGILANTE
DON’T THINK YOUR RABBLE-ROUSING OR SMASHING UP SHOPS
JUST BRING THE CROWDS — YOU BRING THE METALBENDING COPS
THE AVATAR HUH? CUTE. BUT TO ME THAT MEANS DIDDLY
CLEAN UP YOUR TEENAGE ACT AND GET OUT OF MY CITY
AND DON’T THINK I WON’T BE WATCHIN YOU WITH MY EYES
I’M CHIEF OF POLICE YOU BEST RECOGNIZE
BITCH-ASS POSER WANNABES I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THE NAME IS BEIFONG I GOT SIX FINGERS ON ONE HAND
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN THIS IS THE GREATEST FANDOM EVER. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
- HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP LIN!!! YOU BEST STEP OFF MY PUPIL!! AYO! AYO JINORA D-D-D-DROP THE BEAT!
- NOW FIRST THINGS FIRST I’LL BEND THE AIR, THEN IMMA START ROCKING BLUE TATS AND NO HAIR.
- CAUSE THATS WHAT A MUTHFUCKIN AIRBENDER DO.
- JINORA,MEELO, IKKI, PEMA DATS MY AIRBENDER CREW.
- LIN MAD CAUSE I GOT MORE FLOW THAN A WATERBENDA,
- AMON U MAD CAUSE THERE AINT NOBODY TO DEFEND YA?
- ILL RUN OVER ALL OF YA WHILE I RIDE MY BISON.
- STUNTIN LIKE MY DADDY, BUT YALL BITCHES IS MY SONS.
- NEXT TIME YOU STEP TO ME, BEST BE DISCREET.
- UNDERSTAND WE FLY HIGH, WE BE THE LEAF.
MIC CHECK 1,2,1,2
YOU READY, ITS ME
THAT’S RIGHT BOLIN
YOU SEE ME ROLL IN
EQUALISTS? AVATAR? PUH-LEASE.
REPPIN’ THE REPUBLIC CITY STREETS
WITH THEM LADIES WRAPPED AROUND MY FINGER
IMMA FUCK YOU UP GOOD
MAKE THE PROBENDING PAIN LINGER
BITCH, WHAT YOU SAY?
THINK YOU CAN WIN
IMMA KICK YO ASS RIGHT OFF ZONE THREE
HOPE YOU CAN SWIM
It seems as though you bitches have come for not only my son, but the new avatar as well. Well You all can Pipe down because the HBIC Has entered the Igloo. Peep My Flow.
UH, UH, YEAH, CHECK IT
NOW THE QUEEN REALLY NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION
AMON, HONEY HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LIPOSUCTION?
YOUR HEAD’S GOTTEN BIG, THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL
I’LL BLOODBEND YOUR TRIFLIN ASS UP A WALL
A REAL OG IS HERE TO TELL
YOU POSERS TO STEP OFF CAUSE IM RAISIN HELL
YOU CAME FOR MY SON AND THE AVATAR TOO?
NEED I REMIND YOU I’VE SAVED THE WORLD BOO.
WATERTRIBE IN THE HOUSE, YOU BITCHES ARE SWEET
NOW BOW TO THE QUEEN AND GROVEL AT MY FEET.
I believe the young ones say “You just got served”
Tenzin fetch my robe
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR KATARA HOLY SHIT
SO TENZIN’S MAMA COMES TO THE RESCUE, WHAT A BIG SURPRISE
YOU TWO ARE OFF BAKIN’ COOKIES WHILE I’M DISHIN’ OUT THE RICE
THIS CITY WOULD FALL, IT WOULD CRUMBLE WITHOUT MY RULE
NOT THAT BALDY HERE WOULD NOTICE, HE’S OFF ACTIN’ A FOOL
SOMEONE OUGHTTA SLAP THOSE GARISH TATS OFF YOUR HEAD
IT’LL PROBABLY BE CHIEF BEIFONG AFTER YOU LET HER BACK IN BED
YEAH, I SAID IT, TENZIN - YOU’RE A CHEATING MANSLUT
ALWAYS TRYING TO BE LIKE DADDY BUT YOU JUST CAN’T MAKE THE CUT
EVERYONE KNOWS WHO RUNS THE LAW IN THIS TOWN
IT AIN’T THE AVATAR, AND IT AIN’T SOME MASKED CLOWN
I GOT THE COUNCIL IN MY POCKET AND SOME ROOM TO SPARE
I LOCKED KORRA UP IN MY TRUCK AND SOON AMON WILL BE THERE
YOU BEST NOT FUCK WITH THE PONYTAIL MAN
DON’T NEED NO FULL MOON TO MAKE YOU RAISE YOUR HANDS
YOU’LL BE SWAYING, YOU’LL BE PRAISING
EVERYBODY’S GONNA SEE
TARRLOK’S GOT THE BITCHES, THE MOVES
AND EVEN TAHNO’S GONNA PEE.
I need this on my blog because I just need it.
New Team Avatar, drop me a beat.
It’s time to start some fires!!!
Yo Yo, The name is Mako, master of rhymes
I Been spittin’ fire since the beginning of time.
There’s a reason Korra calls me Mr.Hattrick
Cuz I got her, Asami and even Lin on my dick.
Amon and your Equalists ain’t nothin’ but liars
If yall ain’t ‘cool under fire’
then yall are gonna expire.
Tarrlok should stick to spinnin’ stories over spinnin’ records
His rhymes are slow like two old men playin’ chinese checkers!
Counselor? Oh please.
You need some counseling yourself.
Your rhymes stink like some disease
Mine will scorch you like Hell
It’s my desire to help Korra take you down.
Now someone come present me with my flame shaped crown.
OMG THEY’RE BACK AND IT’S GOTTEN EVEN BETTER
WHOA! Wait a second and step back and relax,
Ya’ll need to reconsider here, and look at your facts.
You benders are out numbered like a hundred to one,
So shut up, sit tight, hang back, till I’m done.
I may be just a doorman but I fight like a beast,
Bashing suckas skulls in with my wrench to say the least.
I’ll take three of ya’ll out before you can count to ten,
then pick you back up, dust you off, and do it again.
Mako you priss punk, Im gunna smash you first,
Then crush your lame brother, and stick him inside a hearse.
When Korra’s down on the street, you can raise my fists in glory,
Because my rhymes don’t stop like the never ending story!
I didn’t know what to do with my Tahno feels, man. So I made a comic.
I didn’t spend as long on it as I could have, mainly because I wanted to get it done before the new episode airs, ‘cause I know that’ll give me a ton of new ideas and I’d never want to finish this one. It also turned out more angsty than I anticipated, but Tahno’s situation is pretty angsty, so, eh.
I’m a little fascinated by what the effects of losing an ability you’ve had your whole life could be on a person. An ability you’ve relied on as a career, too. And I like the possible dynamic between Tahno and Korra (though I won’t get my hopes up on seeing a lot of it in the show). Losing her bending is the one thing Korra’s truly afraid of, and Tahno - a rival, up until this point - represents that fear.
Anyway, I just find it all very interesting. Thus, comic.
Summary: “How bored is he, exactly?”
Characters: Korra and Amon mainly.
A/N: Inspired by this post from pteropus717 and indirectly prompted by fannishcodex. “Now I want crackfic of Amon constantly hijacking the radio for whatever he damn well wants to say.”
Really cracky. Possibly stupid. Hopefully amusing.
He certainly does have a very good radio voice ;D