AngstyArrow

you’re popular b/c people luv you :3

or because people have nothing else to do >___> but ty ily :3

Flowers make me sneeze,

I thought i’d let you know prior

I have an aversion to your company,

Please go die in a fire

…Happy Valentine’s Day though.

angelwithscarsonherwrist:

odair:

funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered. 

you want to put the fun back in funeral

and later a rave where the body is dropped down on wires strapped to a strobe light

VALENTINE DAY WTF’ness

I have a friend that asked me to hang out today so I was like yeah sure whatevs

Then my bestie was like hey remember we’re spose to hang out this weekend and I was like the weekend is Friday and shes like so? And I was well… o-ok

Cause I figured I could fit in both those things.

ahahah THEN a friend that lives way far away was like hey im gonna come see you Friday and I’m really sad that ive already made plans because I never get to see him but srsly WTF WHY AM I SO POPULAR THIS WEEKEND?

Post-Firefly Depression

anclrew:

can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself

In this day and age one should not have to choose.

ineffableboyfriends:

licoriceplease:

angelmojo:

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

I can’t believe I understood all those words

I just asked my boyfriend if he could understand what that said. He got as far as 36 thousand but didn’t know what it’s of. I translated it for him and he’s like “who are you”

I hung my thick batman throw over my window and it keeps light from coming in

i have literally turned my room into a cave

I want my books to come in. I don’t care if I’m already reading three books and won’t actually get to start on the new ones anytime soon… I just want them in my hands.