you’re popular b/c people luv you :3
or because people have nothing else to do >___> but ty ily :3
Flowers make me sneeze,
I thought i’d let you know prior
I have an aversion to your company,
Please go die in a fire
…Happy Valentine’s Day though.
funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered.
you want to put the fun back in funeral
and later a rave where the body is dropped down on wires strapped to a strobe light
“How are they?”
“Recovered. Physically. It’s strange, though, there’s a trace of radioactive isotopic material in the toxin he used on you and the rest of the family. The computer is still working to identify it. Just a miniscule amount, nothing harmful, but still.
I actually invited them over to talk. They should be here soon.”
this breaks my heart.
(except I pray that, due to Dicks smile, he actually came.)
Spoilers: Dick didn’t come (what a double meaning sentence that is)
NOOOOOO!!! MY HOPES FOR A NICE FATHER-SON DAY CRUSHED INTO A BILLION PIECES!
My kokoro is brokero
Why does Tim look like he’s masturbating
….because ‘something came up’
VALENTINE DAY WTF’ness
I have a friend that asked me to hang out today so I was like yeah sure whatevs
Then my bestie was like hey remember we’re spose to hang out this weekend and I was like the weekend is Friday and shes like so? And I was well… o-ok
Cause I figured I could fit in both those things.
ahahah THEN a friend that lives way far away was like hey im gonna come see you Friday and I’m really sad that ive already made plans because I never get to see him but srsly WTF WHY AM I SO POPULAR THIS WEEKEND?
can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself
In this day and age one should not have to choose.
do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?
“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”
I can’t believe I understood all those words
I just asked my boyfriend if he could understand what that said. He got as far as 36 thousand but didn’t know what it’s of. I translated it for him and he’s like “who are you”
I hung my thick batman throw over my window and it keeps light from coming in
i have literally turned my room into a cave
Sometimes the jokes write themselves
I want my books to come in. I don’t care if I’m already reading three books and won’t actually get to start on the new ones anytime soon… I just want them in my hands.
MR. LANCER SWORE IN BOOK TITLES OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW
first valentines day on tumblr is gonna be great